Vintage Steve Harradine Dylan poster I just bought at Vinyl Resting Place. Stoked!
This is the “Chic Flic” dual limp plumper and teeth-whitening gel. I bought it on my last trip to the salon. It costs anywhere from $15- $40 depending on where you find it and what kind of close-out deal they have going on.
I love the package. It’s bright and bedazzled which are two HUGE selling points with me. The lights on the ends are kind of nifty but I never once used them for any practical purpose. One side finally got switched in so often in my purse that it burnt out the little light bulb or something and now no longer works. The teeth whitening gel is pretty much what you would expect. When I remember to use it consistently I see a really nice change of shade in the layers of coffee and marijuana that has stubbornly coated my teeth for years.
The limp plumper on the other side is… er… Interesting. It does it’s plumping job well. Plenty of tingle with no pain and big, pretty, juicy lips that aren’t sticky. Also, the blue tint really does make your teeth look even whiter… So far, so good- right?
This is where we need to break from the praise and talk about fragrance. The plumper smells like cat piss. Not just “smells really bad”. I have a cat. His name is Led Zeppelin and he’s the best. Ever. Sometimes when he’s upset that I haven’t let him outside soon enough, he pees in my laundry hamper and I no longer love him. It smells just like that… And I’m supposed to slather generously, this serum, on to my lips. Yikes.
I feel like some Crest and baking soda with Victoria’s Secret “Very Voluptuous” Lip Plumper might just be the way to go.